Actual Conversation

Moose: "Mo peas, too!"

Me: "Say please"

Moose: "Peas! Peese!"

Me: (gives peas) "Say thank you."

Moose: "Tank yoo"

Me: "You're welcome."

Moose: "Yo wecum."

Me: "No, you say thank you."

Moose: "Yo wecum."

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